Santa mail xD

Dear Santa ,

I have been a jolly good boy this year =) I am writing to ask if my Rolls Royce is ready and i want to know if i am receiving my iPhone this Christmas. I also want to tell you i have a friend that is around your character except he has no beard thats fluffy like yours..his name is Zainul .. maybe you can teach him how to be a Santa too xD.

Yours not truly , Jazz



Reply....


Dear Jazz,

I would like to inform you that your Rolls Royce order has been cancelled due to your bank account having 0 dollars and 1 cent. I have 3 choices for you to replace your order...

A. Kijang
B.Kancil
C. The Bus that kena roboh..yes Santa can speak Melayu

Your iphone will be delivered on 25th December.....2020 when the iPhone is the lamest thing you can have.Zainul can not be the santa until he gets a fluffy beard like mine...

Yours not truly too , Santa


As you see Santa will give me an iPhone in 2020 cause he very bankrupt...every year beli present for kids..very pemurah eh xD