20th!

I like to make this post in honour of my parents 20th anniversary! :DD Coolio hope that my mummy and daddy will always be happy , healthy and prosperous :DD Congrats mummy and daddy :D

-Jazz-

Silverines baybeh ;P

Jazz is now sponsored by Lof Donuts ;D

Ohh yeah ;P

Haha i thought since i havent posted pics in ages , might as well do it eh ;P in my Silverine jersey of course :D

PE- 1.6km run , my time was 7mins 34 secs , improvement of 20secs ;D esehhh ;P then kami free play , before i tell you the score , i wanna thank all the girls of 8B and 8C (well almost all) xD for supportin us , do watch the next time we play :DD the score was 5-2 ! :D Me , fiq , malik , syakir and zainul scored :D

Geo - nada test , yayyy

mib - test was okay okay , i think i pass though :D

hist - the test was good , except i forgot the writer thingo xD

English - newspapersss xD

alright thats all , byeee :D

Jai Ho! xD

That song rocks! :P Pussycat Dolls kali ah :P sama si A. R Rahman :D haha okay today not gonna broadcast the news stuffs :P Sorry to all my loyal fans ;P

P.E - missed bout 20 mins cause of 8o punya assembly..i didnt quite get the assembly xD anyways , p.e kami lari and main simon says , then free play , kami kalah 8-2 xD palui eh , kalahan yang paling teruk dalam sejarah Silverines xD eseh full malay sentence ;P me and syakir scored though xD

French - New textbooks ;D the tricolore 2 punya cover rocks! good lookin ladies xD apakan ;P

Maths - Corrections and chattin xD

Break - We were let off today by Cikgu Malai..pheww

BM - We learned how to meringkas a surat xD

Science - matterrr xD watched tim and moby! apaan xD

Alright thats all , byeee :)

*dramatic music .... J... N.. N... Sentiasa bersama biscuit biskita

Hello, I am Fergie Paula Abdul and this is my co-host Jenny Paula Malai Ali(Jenny's Sister)

The headlines today , Jazz in outrage made a strong statement, Jazz continues to struggle during CCA and moreee.. comin after this break..


Break: *mcd song , im lovinnn it xD


Serious News : Jazz in outrage over his classmate had this to say..

" Last year , it was my football , now its the Incredibees Ball, he just takes away what we have and acts like nothin happened and gets away with it. All he thinks is "sorry" would solve a problem. I could tell he purposely threw the ball to the fan, i saw it myself and i swear he was targetin the fan. "


Sports News: Jazz struggles again for the 3rd week in CCA he hasnt scored.. we caught up with him after the match with our interviewer Ali

Ali : So whats been the problem so far?
Jazz: I dont know , i think its cause Cher puts bout like 7v7 and the players are seriously "ganas"
Ali: So do you think you can get rid of this scoring drought?
Jazz: Of course , today games were better but we still lose 1-0 :(
Ali: "Of course" ? Thats pretty confident..
Jazz: Hey , as a player , you gotta know these things happen , if you always think you cant score , well , you wont.
Ali : Okay thanks Jazz , good luck
Jazz: Thanks *waves to fans


Business News : Jazz has kindly donated a dollar to Matyn and Nabihah respectively for the Ugama Walkathon i believe. He had this to say : " Just doin my part ;D "


Special Interview : We have a special interview hosted by none other than Doctor Phil Britney Spears where special questions will be asked to Jazz by many of his fans ;P

Britney : Welcome to the show Jazz :D

Jazz : Yo , its great to be here yeah.

Britney : So Jazz, heres the first question , what is your ambition? , many of your fans have asked that.

Jazz : Haha well , i'm lookin towards either Tennis or Football :) If that doesnt work out , i'd love to be an ambassador.

Britney : Nicee . Next question , Whos your role model?

Jazz : Wow thats a tough one , well i have to say , Rafael Nadal.

Britney : Why's that?

Jazz : Well hes a huge inspiration , he's always determined to get every shot right and he just hardly gets tired.

Britney : Ahh i see , okay well whos your favourite singer?

Jazz : Woah another tough one :P Well , i have to say it can go from Rihanna , Beyonce and more

Britney : How bout me? :(

Jazz : Haha of course Britney , i love your songss too :P

Britney : Good :P Okay last question , if you have one wish , what would you do?

Jazz : A ferrari Well i'd wish for no poverty of course...and no global warming...cause its just gettin too hot ya know ;P

Britney : Haha okay thanks Jazz :)

*fans cheerin loudly :DD

Thanks once again for tunin in to JNN , where you'll be the last first to know the latest news.

Simply said :

Jazz and Co. were disqualified due to a teammate vomitin and another pening :o so we didnt have enough peeps xD

Bad luck eh? Well theres always next year :D

P.S Congrats to Jan for winnin 100,200 m events , rob for the relay and zainul for winnin Panglima the March Past (Y)

Byee :D

Sports Dayyy

Sports Dayyy??

Jazz??

Whatcha mean by those 2 stuffs?

Well.. Jazz is a reserve for tomorrows 4x100m relay.... Aaahh? Nopeee... its more of a ... "Ohhhh yeahhhh :D" ;P

Good luck to everyone tomorrow that are participating, especially Jan ,Zainul and Rob , jan and rob are runnin and zainul's the commander for march past. :D

Byyeee :D

Hey-yo everyone :D just gonna do a quickie quick postie for today :P

PE- 1.6km run , did well i guess , 7min 54 secs :D then free playy (Y)

Geo - ughh xD cher blamed me just cause i borrowed rob to copy for awhile..sheeshhh borrow saja :-/

MIB - nuthin much we got Cikgu Muammil , best friend / gang of Cikgu eidy xD

Break - nothin much tapi zati had an asthma attack , made me so worried and reminded me of when i had asthma :( but luckily shes alright :D

Hist- Ceramah :-/

English - we had a assessment xD the test was okay okay a few tough questions though xD

thats all , byee all :)

P.S Good luck to Jan and her netball team for tomorrow..is it tomorrow? xD anyways best of luck :D

*dramatic news music , J... N.. N... sentiasa bersama biskitaaa , Berita berita utama

The Silverines had their first trainin session for the 2nd term just recently , blackout at Jazz' house and moreee


Breaking News : Jazz punya house faced a blackout from sometime to just recently , the cause was due Si jazz inda bayar electricity bill some unknown reason..


Sport Updatess : The Silverines held their first trainin session for the 2nd term at the MSPSBS field this afternoon , was a closed practice , but we managed to catch up with their Number 8 , Jazz for a short interview... Now to Ali

Ali : Hey Jazz , so what comments can you make on the trainin session?
Jazz: It was a good workout , everyones gettin better and we can still improve
Ali : What did you guys do durin the trainin session?
Jazz: We went to C.A. Mohammad for Roti kosong (Y) Well we played some 5v5 and stuff like that..
Ali : How did you feel after the training session
Jazz: Apparently i actually gotta get back in shape ;P
Ali : Haha , any good moments durin the training session to share with us?
Jazz: Well we did have alot of laughs :D and best moment was wehen i delivered a nice pass to Saf for him to score :D
Ali : Thanks Jazz for your time
Jazz : Cheers yeah.

Sports day comin in 4 days ;)


Economical News : I owe Nina 1 buck xD Enough said ;)

Lifestylee : Si Jazz drives Ferrari :o Jazz is now sponsored by Excapade Sushi.. every game he plays he receives a free $100 voucher for Excapade! :o


Thank you for tuning in to another awesome broadcast of the JNN.. where we get you closer to...the Jazz... Ohhhh yeahhh ;P

Theres times where Jazz can have that sudden feelin of rajin-ness :o its like once every...uhh... month? xD
im sayin this cause i finally found the rajinness to do my maths homework..the NIGHT before the due date xD usually its like 10 am and Jazz is rushin to count and makes mistakes :o well actually one of the maths homework is already late xD ehh whatever still counts right! :P okay well today short and simple at about like 4 or 5 i went to that jerudong place where people fish,the rocky place thingo xD just to relax and watch the waves :) okay thats all...Byeee :)

Hey hey y'all :D hope y'all doin fine :D hehe just gonna post a quickie lil postie xD today... hmm french , we learned weather and stuffs.. then english we did summary , mib retest :( my mark got even worse xD :( then uhh geo we learned that land thingy xD then irk replacement cher came in then we learn kitab al quran. hehe well okay thats all...till the next postie... *snaps Im out xD byee xDD

Yummmyy :D

Yummm im eatin this tasty and chewy apple bites :D its a sweet :P I loveee sweet stuffs! xD haha okay...today durin P.E we had 1.6km run, aku alum finish tapi it started to rain so sir ask us to masuk,then kami free play,sir pun main futsal with us tapi we won like 7-3 or somethin xD aku scored 3 goals :D i was like celebratin like really lebih wah xD then french we learn countries,woohoo? i guess xD maths haha kami learn in-dices then me and zainul buat like a cabinet administration xD

This is what i can remember xD :

President Fikri,Minister of Defence and Food

Vice President Paduka Seri Lela Kanun Diraja Pehin Jazz , Minister of Finance and Sports

State Mufti Syazmuie xD

Minister of Bimbos, Jannah xD hehe :P

Minister of Sarcasm , Izzati xD

Governor of Ulu Belalong , Rob , Commander of the RBNR ( Royal Big Nose Regiment) aka ( Probocis Monkeys Special force xD Zainuls Idea xD )

Minister of Education , Mum

Minister of Poklenz ( another zainul idea xD ) - Hayyattul

Minister of Agriculture - Imanina xD

Ministers of Law - Cassy and Hah

xD thats all i can remember i think xD then bm we had test xD i think i did okay tapi cher ceramah again :-/ then science kami buat classwork then we play around xDD haha

well thats all, Byee ;)

Ninaaa 's birthdayy woohoo lets give her a big clap! xD *claps Shes 14 udah :o coolll apakan xD today had a hangout arah her house...was cooliooo xD watched HSM3 :P nina was like balik balik " After this we are soooo watchin wild child " xD then we watched wild child xD was cool then mia took the disc when it was gettin good cause she had to go back xD then kami liat Saw 5... 5 mins after startin we were like " AAAaaaaaaa!! " and mels all " hahaaahhaaha xD " then kami liat over her dead body xD overall was siukk xD thanks nina :D and happy birthday!

alright thats all byee :)

*so called dramatic news music, berita berita utama

Todays news will be read by Jannah making her special appearance as newsreader for JNN :D

The headlines , Nina bella's birthday tomorrow! Silverines got their new logo (Y)


Key headlines : Tomorrow will be Nina Bella's birthday! We would like to dedicate a song to Jazz her on behalf of the JNN crew xD durin the commercial break. It ish also si Muie punya birthday day after woohoo!.

The Silverines have got a new logo on their shirt,a red yellow and green border with a dragon in the middle :D

Economical news : Si Jazz alum pay Australian maths comp..bohhhh xD


Sports Updates : Jazz didnt score durin Futsal CCA , lets hear what he had to say... off to si Ali, hes still working for us xD

Ali : So Jazz,what happened out there?
Jazz: Well i didnt get much passes out there, so i didnt really have good chances.
Ali : But you had like 10 shots!
Jazz : Yeah but still, the goalkeeper was very kaluk! good to have stopped those random shots.
Ali: Well good luck for the next week :D
Jazz: Thanks

Commercial Break :

Suci Water Miloo , official drink of the Silverines

Special dedication by JNN, we will now play ... Fergalicious Happy Birthday song!!


Entertainment news : Jazz is releasing the songs that he has recorded :DD

Songs in Jazz' 2nd album , Movin On

Barney Theme Song

So What - Pink ft Jazz

Move Along - All American Rejects and Jazz

Disturbia(Jazz edit ) - Rihanna ft Jazz

Superstar - Jamelia and Jazz

Apologize - Timaland ft One Jazz :o

Play My Music - Jo Bros ft Jazz

Home - Michael Buble ft Jazz

Jazzilicious - Jazz , Fergie and Will.i.am


Thanks for tuning in to JNN,a pleasant good night to you. :)

Just gonna do a quickie quick quick postie xD Todays broadcast kena cancel due to Heavy rain disrupting your teevee service sorta laziness ;) We are now introducing our new assistant junior intern fill in replacement news reader for JNN , Jannah! *huge applause from crowd. To jan, please come see me,we shall discuss on your monthly salary , 1 cent . New positions opening for young journalists xD apakan random cause im bored.

JNN wants you!

Positions available :

Cleaner ;) i mean.. Interviewer cause si Ali mau quit xD
Backup interviewer ;P
Driver untuk si Jazz. Please make sure you have a car, preferabbly not a Kijang ;P
Secretary. Preferably a lady ;P
Stage mopper crew

okay now thats random xD but if you are interested,come meet me arah Giant at 3am! xDDD ;P apakannnn

Okay thats all,byeee

*news music, berita berita utama :)

Good evening and welcome to News at 9.27 I'm Jenny Malai Ali Fergie.
The headlnes today.. Rob the bimbo? Jazz' 2nd CD details ! Jazz' addiction to the word " Diftong" :o

School News :

Rob today was described as a bimbo by Jannah after rob's continous use of " whaaaat? " in a sorta bimbo voice. Today the guys of 8B are continouously saying " Diftong! ". Most notably Matyn saying it when Mrs Aisling asked for his answer during english today. Mia, Rach and even Rob are also addicted to the candy Jazz brought today. Also made Jazz high! xD

Sports Updates : Jazz is currently training really hard relaxing in preparation for sports day.

Business News : Im a millionaire!! Im kapih ;P

Special interview :) : Special guest this week, Beyonce! Jazz! We will now go over to our interviewer , si Ali :P

Ali : Thank you Jenny Malai Ali Fergie. So Jazz, have you released your CD yet?
Jazz: Yes my CD is now being released in America Norway due to my huge fan club over there.
Ali : Ohh thats exciting. Whats the title of your CD?
Jazz : Movin' On.
Ali : Ohh why's that?
Jazz : Well,its recently been a bit uppity up and downs, such as the sudden scholarship pressure thingy and such , but the most important thing is that you keep moving on and dont get held back.
Ali : Ahh, then you've chose a good title.
Jazz : Thanks.
Ali : Any sneak peeks into what songs you will be remix-ing?
Jazz : Haha apparently.. No. We'll find out soon. :)
Ali : Okay thank you.
Jazz : A pleasure *poses for pepperoni paparazzi
Ali: Now back to Fergie at the studio.

Quote of the day :
Brought to you by Mum, " I friend you? " xD And Jazz famously replied , " Yes,you friend me :) "

Thats all for todays news. Thank you for tuning in to JNN. :)

JNN - Bringing you the best,cause you deserve the best

Yo yo everybody :) hehe just gonna do a quick post ;P

PE - ooh ooh i only managed 2 chin ups :/ bleh it was 5 kali cher didnt want to count it >.> then shuttle run (Y) aku buat 8.55 and 8.53 wooohoo quickest time except jon beat me xD then kami free play..aku jadi Hat trick hero :) scored 3 goals ;) first and second were good shots that i shot past rob :P 3rd was kaluk ;P

Geo- Settlements ! :o

MIB - dissssapointed cher xD i probably failed this one :(

Break - woohoo listened to pokerface , right round and Bukan superstar! xD apakan thanks to mia for lending me her phoneee

History - Oilll industry and we got this investment homework xD hehe aku invest arah Mcflurryyy! xD

English- Teeveeee xD

okay well thats all byeee :)

*dramatic news music.... Berita berita utama xD


First off, the headlines , local Nike model Jazz has made the Hulubalang running team More details on that later.


Serious news :

There will be a MIB test tomorrow on kain tenunan , what shall we do? read at the last minute Study now :P

Sports updates :

Local Nike Model Jazz is a reserve for the Hulubalang 4x100m Relay team A :D Can i get a woot woot xD
Jazz completely Rocks sucks at the broad jump as he could only manage a 1.5m jump.

Entertainment news :

Jazz is dating Fergie!

I mean... as you all know the international success of Jazz' first album, Jazz Life :) . He is currently workin on his 2nd CD. No details can be given so far, lets go over to our interviewer.... Ali. xD

Ali : Whats the title of your CD , Jazz?
Jazz : Its classsified information :P
Ali : Okay,so who are the singers that youre gonna record with?
Jazz : It will be different then the previous CD , that way some artists will get a chance to record with the Jazz ;)
Ali : What can you say about this CD?
Jazz : Jazzilicious! As usual :P

Business news :

Jazz is Kapih. Short and simple ;)


Thank you for tuning in to this broadcast of JNN ( Jazz News Network) :D Byee! xD

Sometimes you just feel like a futures being set for you, and you get the pressure that you gotta live up to it :( the pressure can make you go mad sometimes, and you just wish could just enjoy the ride.

Call me emo but im not :) Its just the pressure on me


P.S Happy 120th to The Tasteh Chocolate Chip Cookies blog :)

Hey hey everybody :) just went to the parent teacher meet thingy, well only my dad went cause me mum is out of the country :/ phew xD cause if she was here she'd be asking why my marks are goin downnn overall not bad , only me geo was below 70 xD got C's for me irk comments :o damn xD credits to cher majeedah for givin me all A's on me maths comments. Thanks cher! xD went at like 10.30 cause i was still getting my beauty sleep xD apakan thats all so byee mates ;)