Hey everyboday :D hope yall doin good, today was cool , assembly wasnt that good though :-/ well they did their best i guess xD then science , did this neutralisation to get salt experiment then irk , got our papers back , got 94.5! xD yayyy hehe then maths we did more the trigonometry thing and for CCA aku dua goal! wooohoo xD can i get a woot woot? *Crowd cheers , one magnificent goal ;P then one lil goal that tricked the defender into kickin it into his own goal xD couldve been more tapi keepernya kaluk xD apakan hehe bah thats all , byeee

150 baybeh!

Hey hey everyone , can i get a woot woot for the Jazz blog post no. 150! *crowd cheers this is belated shoutout but still , Thanks to all the girls who cheered for 8B and the Silverines yesterday , without your support we wouldnt have done so well :D and i wouldnt have scored 2 beautiful goals ;D today was alright, french we did some stuff then heard the awesome sorta techno song xD then english we did the poem thingo again then mib we learned hari hari kebesaran islam..then geo got our second test paper back , overall i got 76, good enough hehe :D then irk , the other teacher came in , me and rob didnt bring our books , then we said we forgot , then cher was like " kenapa kamu lupa?" then amir was like " mereka Cina cikgu" the i was like " wtfuzz , racist kah mir?" dangg then after that zirah walked over to mia's place while cher was explainin then he went sorta mad and it was all silent after that :o xD



random quotes : The best football players never stop chasing the ball even if its already out! Every good football player has their own beat , but the Salsa's gotta be the best , i mean , why do you think the Brazilians are so good?


bahh byeee!

Silverine Silverine Silverine Ui!

Today = Awesomeeee!! :D hehe first we had a Football Frenzy! yayy hehe xD me , rob , zainul , matyn ,asnawi and zaaq were on one team , we won 1-0 , i passed to zainul and he scored! yays then sir asked me to join his team then i scored 2 goals! Can i get a woot woot? *crowd cheers and goes wild! then panat lagi tu , im waitin arah the sides , sir main seorang diri lagi tu xD then the girls pun had a match , zati almost scored lagi tu xD haha nice play ladies ;P then lastly , 8B lawan 8C , we won 2-1, one kaluk goal from 8C , Syakir scored 2! haha now thats what i call fun man! then geo free period , extra awesome! hehe then MIB , kami buat corrections , then history kami learn achievements of SOAS III then english , we learned poetry...ooooohh

Roses are red , Violets are blue. Yeaaahhhh si Jazz pun tau poetry xD Well what can i say? ;D apaan xD

bah thats all , byeee!

I scream for Ice Cream!

woohooo hehe im updatin while havin this awesomely yummy strawberry yoghurt ice cream! xD hehe soooo goood xD anyways today unfortunately i got myself a cut on me finger :-/ was openin food and the cutter went to me skin :o ouchh now still hurts a lil and i feel as if my left hand is numb-ed xD bah anyways , yesterday CCA nada cher mubarak , darn it , the dudes were like holdin the ball than kickin into the goal , i was like " what the..." only me, muie , malik and a few other year 8 main banar , year 7s were goin mad :o then other subjects , english we did a compo, science we did more acids and stuffs :D then irk , we learned bout the jenazah thing and maths we did the Tan, Sin , Cos and the return of the Ad-jacent angle! xD woot woot xD haha bah thats all , byee


Woot woot , Kris Allen's Heartless and Apologize , Awesome to the max! (Y)

Hey yo everyboday! :D hehe today was cool xD started off with french , woo 87! :D yays! Knew that hard work would pay off! mcm banar si Jazz ani xD then english , we sorta finished the storyline xD but havent started a single thing on our ever so blank Project Poster xD Well it was blank..till Rob accidentally drew a pretty long line on the poster xD then MIB test , feels like i might get maybe bout like 60-70 hopefully xD then break :D Foood of course , thin guy.. i mean slim dude like me needs his food xD then we saw the Laksa House captain xD his hair is wicked cool man! xD then muie was like " mcm Orang Kung Fu " xD and he was like " Siapa namanya? Ahh Si Lau , Hey Lau!" palui man xD antam ah si muie xD then Geo :-/ got like 33/50 for my map readin :-/ tried arguin to ms tay but she wouldnt even give me a half mark xD then IRK , cher safiah was markin our papers so we had a free period! Yayyy xD then the dudes saw cass punya book ada nama si muie xD haha and they misunderstood xD oooh and i saw my IRK paper , so far after 3 sections being marked ive got 75! :D and 40/40 for section D i was like.." ohh.. my.. god. :o" then it became.." Yayyyyy!!!!" ooh then played football as usual after school xD "heh Mr Z.. ( no it aint zainul xD or any friend of mine) you think youre so good kah? call me stick leg or whatever just cause im taller than you , but atleast i can play football properly, bukan mcm kau." just had to say that out, screw that dude xD bah thats all my lovely readers :D Byee!

P.S Gettin even closer to the 150! Wonder what they call that since 25 is like Silver Jubilee xD meh i'll just call it the Jazz Jubilee or the Jollibee Jubilee? xDD

Peace :D

11-5!!! xD

If youre wonderin what i mean by "11-5" xD well it was the score durin our first free play in like what 3 weeks :-/ Zainul and I were dissssappointed that we couldnt play in the Gym :( well was still fun though , Syakir scored 5 , Nul got 2 , Malik got 2 , Najib got 1 and i also got 1 :D I also had about like 5 assists :D so overall and awesome game for the Silverines! :D haha when rob was keeper this was his quote : " I know their style" tapi the ball still went past him xD haha then geo test :-/ then when i was doin the last page cher came and was like " check again so manyyy wrong" and pinchin my arm.. I was like " What the diftong?" well didnt say that out loud but still...pinching my arm is like what a kindergarten teacher does man xD then was MIB , learned seni muzik tangan, then me nul and fiq were talkin bout playin the Tokyo Drift theme song on the gulingtangan xD haha then History we learned bout SOAS the third..then english we did the project thingo , ours is like Jungle Survivor xD hehe bah thats all , till the next post! Byeee!

*dramatic news music.. J...N..N... sentiasa bersama biskitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Berita berita utama

Hi , I'm Taylor Swift Paula Abdul and this is the news at 8:12. Todays news ramblings Headlines... Jazz scores his 3rd goal durin CCA for the third straight week, the oh so agonising anxiousness for the Science marks :o and more comin up after the break..

Break: Pepsii *plays the pepsi commercial from the cinemas except Jazz scores the goal instead :P Ahhhhhh


Sports Updates: Today Jazz scored another goal durin CCA, lets hear what he had to say...to our interviewer , (Good news..si Ali got Unfired? xD) Ali

Ali : How do you feel Jazz?

Jazz : Ohh it feels great , best goal ive scored this year i must say :D Scored from really really really far out with a curve past Muie i think or was it Affham, hehe didnt notice , most important, ball went in the goal :D then it was all celebration after that ;)

Ali : Ohh congratulations , so 3 goals in 3 straight weeks...good run eh?

Jazz : Couldnt have done it without the hard work done by my teammates, hopefully I'll score more goalsss we can score more points in the league.

Ali : Okay then thanks , best of luck

Jazz : Cheers yo.



This just in , todays special interview is cancelled due to technical problems Jazz got locked in the toilet a few problems with the lights? :o


Tragic News Serious news : Today a teacher of us, (only to be nicknamed Cikgu Diftong to remain anonymous) actually wrote firstly the time wrong for the test and then we were wonderin why did he put 2.30 to 3.29 xD

Syakir's quote on that " Inda pandai approximate kah? "
Jazz,Zainul,Fiq , Malik and Muie's quote," Hahaahahahahhahahahhahahaha"

And we are seriously out of serious news, seriously! ;P



Thanks for tuning in to JNN...its the real deal...oh yeahhh :) Stay tuned for more updates!

Hey yo everyboday :D hehe these days been okay , for the first time in the history of our english teacher ( keepin the name anonymous xDDD) she actually played a GAME with us xD its like our prayers have been answered xD ooh and she did like an irish dance xD not that bad eh xD science extra class just now was cool played basketball with rob , won 10-8! didnt think i'd beat rob xD Can i get a woot woot? * crowd cheers xD nah rob did well i just got lucky i guess xD hehe okay thats all.. Byeee!

P.S The Jazz Life Blog almost reachin the 150.. ohh yeaahh!!

Hey hey :D just gonna make a lil quickie postie :D

French - learned the time..tick tock tick tock xD

English - Passive sentences? :o

MIB - Didnt really do much as cher was late

Geo - test postponed ! yay cause i didnt study yet

IRK - test postponed also! xDD more yay cause i dont think im ready xD

hehe well thats all , until the next postie :P byeee

Live from the JNN studios , on this special special day , we have the one , the only .. Jazz! He will be making a statement to all the mothers of the world..after the break :D


*break, this JNN broadcast is brought to you by Mcdonalds.... *theme song.... Im lovin it! :D


Here we go , live to Jazz through the phone :D

Hopefully this speech wont be too long xP

Jazz : Today is a great day, we celebrate the caring and warmth our mothers have given us. I would like to personally wish all the mothers of the world a very Happy Mothers Day, may you all have good health , happiness and prosperity. Thank you.

*crowd cheers and gives roses :P


Happpy mothers day to my mummy :D For being the greatest and caring-est mother ever <3<3

Haha also happy mothers day to Jan xD For being the coolest and fun-nest mummy evah <3

Hehe sorry i havent updated in days xD been sick so was lazy to type xD hehe today was funn i guess :P

English - Assessment stuffs...got 8/10 xD good enough :)

Science - revision for the test soon

IRK - free perioddd :DDD

Break - Footballllllllll! xD

Maths - Moreee free period!! xD yayy

CCA - our team won 1-0 and drew 0-0 , i scored the goal ;P yayy hehee

Hehe i'ma find a guest soon ;P then i'll do a broadcast ;) byeeee

Live from the JNN studios , it is Larry King Live , no its the Oprah Winfrey Show Jazz Show where Jazz gets to know all these awesome people from around MS!

Todays guest is none other than...the awesome , coolest , 8B Netball Captain!!! ooh not forgettin shes my mummy too :D *drum rolls... Jannah!!!


Jazz : Heya Jan , great to have you on the show!

Jan : Thanks Jazz :D

Jazz : So , how does it feel to be on INTERNATIONALLY recognised J..N..N!

Jan : It feels great to be on this famous network!

Jazz : Okay , next question.. What is your ambition?

Jan : Well i have many targets , but im gonna have to say ambassador.

Jazz : Hey hey , just like the Jazz , hehe no wonder shes my mummy eh ;P *crowd cheers

Jan : Haha coolio

Jazz : Okay , so if you could be someone..who would you be?

Jan : Ooh thats a tough one..

Jazz : Take your time *drinks some pepsi

Jan : Well im gonna have to say Usain Bolt Jason Bolt

Jazz : Ooh why?

Jan : Ahh well because he broke 3 world records in one day.

Jazz : Ooh yes it was amazing.

Jan : Yeahh

Jazz : Okay next one, do you think 8B can win the netball tournament this year?

Jan : well im gonna have to say..DEFINITELY a YES!

Jazz : Ahaaa theres a confident captain! :D *crowd cheers

Jan : Well i dont want to be overconfident though.

Jazz : Ahh yeah. Okay the next question... Whats your dream car?

Jan : Of course , Lamborghini.

Jazz : Haha same! *high fives

Jan : Hehe cause when you see it , it just makes you fall in love with it :D

Jazz : Oohh agreed. Okay last question...if you had a million bucks ( Bling bling :P ) what would you do?

Jan :Well , I give some for the needy and the orphans, some I give to my family, and the rest, some I spend and some I put in the bank.

Jazz : Aww thats nice :D Okay thanks mummy for being on the show!

Jan : Was awesome , your welcome :D

Jazz : Thanks everybody for staying tuned! We'll have more guests comin up next time , till then , Goodbye!


Thanks for tunin in to another broadcast of JNN..where we get you up close and personal with Jazz' guests..ohh yeahhh :D

*dramatic news music.. bam bam bee dum bam bam bee dum bam J... N ... N... sentiasa bersamaaa you!


Good evening , I am your reader , Jannah Hannah Montana and my new co - reader , Abu Bakar! He's hot! cough cough not , just the "bakar" part is. The headlines today , Cher Hayatul is good at makin sajaks? Jazz plays touch rugby? more coming up after the break..


Break : This broadcast of JNN is brought to you by LG... lady gaga! Lifes good! and Sehat Water , the drink choice of the Jazz.


Serious News : Firstly , we are seriously still in need of serious news , seriously . Well Cher hayatul is doin the same like Jazz , seriously , well she uses the word time.

Sports Updates : Today Jazz learned how to play touch rugby.. heres what he has to say .. now to our interviewer Abu Bakar , *screen pauses to let Abu Bakar to change and run to the scene to interview Jazz

A.B : So How was it Jazz?

Jazz : Whoa it was more different then futsal, cause well , i cant kick the ball with my feet.

A. B : Haha so what else did you find different?

Jazz : The ball is bujur.

A. B : Haha obviously..anythin else?

Jazz : Aren't you supposed to be at the studio? :o

A.B : Right...hehe uhh thanks then

Jazz : Pleasure.

Screen flashes to a commercial while abu bakar runs back


Economic News : We will be skipping this section from now on..due to it all being about hutangs xD


Special Interview : Today i have at the studio..a special guest , click member and a student of 8A , Akmal Farwizah. * crowd claps

Jazz : Welcome to the show mal.

Mal : Heyyyy

Jazz : So..how does it feel to be on INTERNATIONALLY recognised JNN? *crowd cheers loudly

Mal : Its great! *laughs randomly

Jazz : Cool , so what is your ambition?

Mal : I wanna be a singer heheee :)

Jazz : Awesome so whos your role model?

Mal : Jazz Leona Lewis

Jazz : Ooh shes good :D Okay if you had a million dollars , what would you do?

Mal : I would give 10 thousand to my parents, 2 thousand to charities and orphans, 20 thousand to ALL my families and friend, 50 thousand for all my wants and needs, and the remaining, one word; bank.

Jazz : *coughs 100 thousand for me yeah ;P and send a Lamborghini with it too :P

Mal : Hahaha

Jazz : Okay lastly, whats your dream car?

Mal : Does a private jet count?

Jazz : Ooh yes , only IF you gimme rides :P

Mal : Haha fineee :P

Jazz : Good :D Okay thanks for being on the show :D

Mal : Youre welcome

Jazz : Remember fans , if you wanna be sitting right here at the JNN studio all you gotta do is contact us at this number.. 2226111 , on second thought just catch me on MSN ;P


Thats all for todays broadcast..stay tuned for more on JNN , the channel thats 99% Jazz , 1 % everything else. :D

*dramatic news music.. J... N.. N... Be the last first to know

Berita berita utama

Hi , i'm Paula Malai Ali Paula Abdul and this is my junior backup replacement alternate just in case co - reader Jannah. The headlines today , Jazz finally scores durin the CCA and more random news comin up after the break


Break: This news broadcast is brought to you by... toyota movin backwards forwards and Pepsi.... aahhhh :D

Serious News: Swine flu around the world gettin serious? :o First serious news is , we are totally serious that we dont have serious news.. seriously :P

Sports Updates : Jazz today finally scores a goal durin CCA , this is what he had to say , now to our interviewer , Abu Bakar , Sorry our fans , Ali kena fired xD

A. B ( Short for abu bakar xD ) : So Jazz , great goal today eh?

Jazz : Haha yeah , was a free kick i scored , was a long way to the goal but i curved it nicely the corner so yeah was a great goal.

A.B : Your team won 3-1. Any comments?

Jazz: Was awesome , our first win :D But i have to give credit to my younger year 7 teammate , his first 2 goals today , im so proud :D

A.B : What made your team suddenly score 3 goals?

Jazz : Well , since zaaq was not playin , it became so much easier :D Also , Jan and rach wished me luck before the game so i guess you can call that "motivasi" :P

A.B : Thanks Jazz , good luck next week.

Jazz: Thanks :) *poses for fans


Business News :
I owe Matyn 5 bucks
I owe Nina 1 buck
Enough said? :P

8B News : The teamlists are out for the Futsal and Netball teams respectively ;D It may change ;P
Remember to give yourr best for 8B! :D

Thanks for tunin in , be sure to stay tuned for more updates on JNN , the only channel that is 100% Jazz.. ohh yeah :DD