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Hi , I'm Taylor Swift Paula Abdul and this is the news at 8:12. Todays news ramblings Headlines... Jazz scores his 3rd goal durin CCA for the third straight week, the oh so agonising anxiousness for the Science marks :o and more comin up after the break..

Break: Pepsii *plays the pepsi commercial from the cinemas except Jazz scores the goal instead :P Ahhhhhh


Sports Updates: Today Jazz scored another goal durin CCA, lets hear what he had to say...to our interviewer , (Good news..si Ali got Unfired? xD) Ali

Ali : How do you feel Jazz?

Jazz : Ohh it feels great , best goal ive scored this year i must say :D Scored from really really really far out with a curve past Muie i think or was it Affham, hehe didnt notice , most important, ball went in the goal :D then it was all celebration after that ;)

Ali : Ohh congratulations , so 3 goals in 3 straight weeks...good run eh?

Jazz : Couldnt have done it without the hard work done by my teammates, hopefully I'll score more goalsss we can score more points in the league.

Ali : Okay then thanks , best of luck

Jazz : Cheers yo.



This just in , todays special interview is cancelled due to technical problems Jazz got locked in the toilet a few problems with the lights? :o


Tragic News Serious news : Today a teacher of us, (only to be nicknamed Cikgu Diftong to remain anonymous) actually wrote firstly the time wrong for the test and then we were wonderin why did he put 2.30 to 3.29 xD

Syakir's quote on that " Inda pandai approximate kah? "
Jazz,Zainul,Fiq , Malik and Muie's quote," Hahaahahahahhahahahhahahaha"

And we are seriously out of serious news, seriously! ;P



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